Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii everybody

I want to share with you these jokes

(1)

Jim : It started with dehydration and a headache, then I had diarrhoea, hepatitis and encephalitis. I thought I was finished when they gave me paracetamol and an injection .
Ken: That’s awful .
Jim : Yes, it was. I thought the spelling test would never finish

(2)

Khalid : A bee stung me.
MuM : Don’t worry. I’ll put some cream on it.
khalid : That’s won’t work. It will be far away now .

(3)

David : Why do birds fly south for winter ?
John : I don’t know , why do they fly south ?
David : Beacouse its too far to walk .

(4)

Asia : Why do people who work on trains have good ears ?
Fatma : I don’t know, whay do they hane good ears ?
Asia : Because they have engine-ears …………

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