*Funny how a 100Dhs “looks” so big when taken to
masjed, but so small when taken to the mall.

*Funny how long it takes to pray tarawi7 for an
hour, but how quickly a team plays 90 minutes of
football.

*Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the
Masjed seem, but how short they are when watching
a movie.

*Funny how people can’t think of a do3a to say when
they pray, but don’t have difficulty thinking of
things to talk about to a friend.

*Funny how people get thrilled when a football game
goes into extra time, but complain when a khutba
is longer than the regular time.

*Funny how hard it is to read a aiah in the quran,
but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best
selling novel.

*Funny how people want to get a front seat at any
game or concert, but scramble to sit in the back
of a mosque.

*Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice
to fit a 3mrah or 7gee into their schedule, but can
adjust their schedule for other events at the last
moment.

*Funny how hard it is for people to learn the
simple shari3ah, well enough to tell others, but how
simple it is for the same people to understand and
repeat gossip.

*Funny how people believe what the newspaper says,
but question what is written in the Quran.

*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
they do not have to believe, think, say or do
anything.