WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAYS Vs. WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND MEANS:
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* We need. = I want
* It’s your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
* Do what you want? = You’ll pay for this later
* We need to talk. = I need to complain
* Sure… go ahead. = I don’t want you to.
* I’m not upset. = Of course I’m upset, you moron.
* You’re … so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
* You’re certainly attentive tonight. = what about outdoor dinner?
* I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = let me alone.
* Be romantic, turn out the lights. = not to get chocked when you look to my face.
* This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
* I want new curtains… = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..
* I need wedding shoes. = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
* Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
* I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
* Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
* How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.
* I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
* Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
* You have to learn to communicate. = You have to learn to agree with me.
* Are you listening to me!? = (Too late. You’re dead.)
* Yes. = No.
* No. = No.
* Maybe. = No.
* I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
* Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.
* Was that the baby ? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
* I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In answer to What’s wrong?

* The same old thing. = Nothing.
* Nothing. = Everything.
* Everything. = Nothing.
* Nothing, really. = You’re such an [censored]!
* I don’t want to talk about it. = I’m not ready to yell at you yet.

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